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I remember once I was in Glasgow at this bottle shop buying some peanuts, just try to blend in with local Scottish woman and children. And there was this young man in front of me very friendly with a whole case of Vodka bounced on his stomach. And he turned around to me and he said “Ahginu#$@hagiahenh#$%". I didn't quite understand what was the offer, but that doesn't stop you joining in the conversation. You just put up your very best middle-class smile, you know, you go “Ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~". He could be asking me anything! I don't know!! It felt kind of abusive smile already. Cause smile is important should be useful, especially when you're really mean something. I think what I really meant was more of "Ha~Ha~Ha~ Please don't kill me, I', just offering trained smile".

lots of Scottish people here in this country. You know the voice, you've heard the sound, very easy to understand. Before I moved to Australia, the last place I was in is Glasgow. I was at an off-license buying some cigarettes, you know, just the appropriate way to blend in with the local women and children. And there was a young man in front of me very friendly with a whole case of scotch bounced on his stomach. And he turned around to me and he went “Ahginu#$@hagiahenh#$%". Well, I didn't quite know what was the offer. But that doesn’t stop you joining in the conversation, yeah? You just take out your very best mid-class smile, you go “Ha~ha~ha~ha~ha".