American

With Trump nowadays, America is surprising us every morning. But even before that I was having trouble comprehend them. One thing I never really understand is American's reaction to Bin Laden's assassination. It wasn't very politically mature I think, cause what they really did as a country, was to go [gay voice] "Oh yeah~ He's dead~ You look at him~ With bullets in his head~ He's so dead~ He's dead forever~" and that reaction, to me, somehow suggested the kind of people who haven't really considered the idea of been bombed again.

Nowadays, when you heard a Russian voice in Hollywood movie, it most likely to be a villain, he'll has a scar starts from here, [right eye brow] it goes over his face, over all the furnitures in his apartment out to the street. He doesn’t have a left hand, he'll just has a blender or something. And all he says is “Since I come to your country, it’s very easy for me make bomb, from oatmeal packet and dead cat, hahaha~”

American's colonial style is totally different, far more insidious. Cause the empire is running on a completely different basis.

Australia is a NewWorld and the other part of the NewWorld is America. People still think America got lot of promises, dreams, even though, we all felt bit funny about America now. Well, just a bit. I think the reason that happened, all that bad feelings about America, is part from everything that they've done.

Common Wealth Games, as if it's restoring glory of the only remaining empire. Britain, yeah, they had an empire once, they did had a great empire, impressively commandeered and sequestered the rest of the world with a great style. English people just sailed around global and marched up and say "You, you, and you Fuck Off, we’re having a tiffin." And everybody sort of just went "All right, I'd better be off now, it's dinner time. That's fine." It took centuries for people came up and say "Hang on a minute! We live here!"

Despite what's on the news, people still have this idea that America is the promised land. Somewhere like California, where everything is fruitful and abundant, but Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor of California.

Don't they always say that Irish people have the reputation of being charming. Of course, they do, believe it or not. But do you know all that is about? It’s because they never give you the truth. If you say to an Irish 'Where is the chair I asked you to make me?' They'll go “Emm... My brother, he had a fine singing voice, but he fell down a hole once. Have you met my sister? Here, have a sausage." They just simply don't answer your question.

Everybody on this planet is learning English, which is great for me. But there’s a particular kind of English that they’re learning. It is the American English a lot of time, even my Scottish nephew speaks American English. Last time I said to him "What're you gonna do on Saturday?" And he says “I'm will be with my friends." As if it's just one word.

Once you over the age of 30, you end up watching these news programs, you know, the ABC, BBC, or whatever it is on there. Cause there's no any other TV going to make you that bored and angry at the same time. You go "Oh Trump! It's him again! I hate him, he comes out, every time, he comes out… he comes out... I hate... em... please make him go away."

Positivity is a religion in America, people get used to say "I'm giving it 100 percent, 200 percent, 5000 percent, right now, right here, Oh yeah, baby!" But here is Australia, I give it 14 percent at top. If somebody in front is on fire, maybe I'll rock it up to 16, but that's about it.

Positivity is a religion in America, cause people say "I'm give it 100 percent, 200 percent, 5000 percent, right now, right here, oh yeah, baby!" I'm Australian, I give it 14 percent tops, well, if somebody in front of me ass on fire, maybe I'll strike it up to 16, but that's about it.

There's a particular kind of American obviously. The kind that touring around in Scotland, who often for some reason, seem to be very generously proportioned. Cause I see them in museum blocking up the exhibits going, "What is this? Can we eat it? Where are we? Can we pee now?" And yet, when I went America found everything is competitive and fashionable, people are ultra thin and fit really. It made me think though, the Americans I've seen in Scotland must have been the ones that staying in apartments get food piped in and just directly shipped out across Atlantic.

Americans usually respond to anti-Americanism with a fairly anti-European sentiment particularly against French. Donald Trump is their face of administration said that he didn't want to deal with old European. He's far more interesting in new Europe. Now he wasn't interest in old Europe, he's talking about two ancient civilisations France and Germany. And the new Europe he's talking about are places like Scrivania, Valvonia, Trovoviya. Places where tractors are ministers, and people would sit down for dinner circle around a boiled radiator. Places that are not that rich really, people are going to do whatever American says, because they are hoping one day to see a photograph of port of jam.

Australia is part of the NewWorld as the other part is normally regarded as America. And people still think that NewWorld got lot of promises, even though, we all felt a bit funny about Americans now, well, just a bit. I think the reason that happened, all that bad feeling about American comes from everything that they've done. It's because American stupid people sounds stupider than every other kind of stupid person. Some idiots are worth put up with, but Americans are just annoying sometimes, because they say, “Well you know…” Well, this is talking about one of those terrible incidences that happens every other day in America. He says “Well, you know, I was there. And the guy come in, and he had, you know, like a gun... And then he was shooting... and then you know, everybody else was totally dead." When you heard interview like this, you think, that sounds a little divorced from reality somehow.

I thought there's a particular kind of American obviously, the kind of American in Europe or Australia, often, for some reason, tended to be very generously portioned. You see them shuffling around in museum, blocking up exhibits going, "What is this? Can we eat it? Where are we? Can we pee now?" And yet, when you looking at popular shows from Americans, all people there are very prepossessing, almost ultra fashionable in way, extremely thin really.

Language can sometime be amazingly confuse. In military regiments, they have their own mottos, the most famous one I known is from the SAS, "Death before dishonour!" Death before dishonour? I've always wandered “Hey, exactly, how much dishonour are we talking about here hey? Cause I think can handle quite a lot. Yes, I would, for instance, deep fry a Smurf before I pick death. I could cook myself a little Smurf omelette and be perfectly happy with it, adding seasoning like thyme, cumins, etc. I wouldn't mind it at all.

Sydney always supply tourists experience with different accents. You don't need to travel to hear different voices. I found rather amazing about accent, particularly it's very easy to recognise your own kind, you could hear them from miles away.

There was this enormous wave of anti-Americanism. Not sure when it started, but it goes on for years, and mainly just only in the world. Cause sometimes, American people got very worked up about this, and when they having the awe, they try to be rational, of course, they would say, “We are not sure about this Trump. It seems to be cynically motivated; It seems to be a national adventure; or just simple act of entertainment. Look, we’re not sure, we’re not sure. and and and and everybody is fat farting fucking racists!"