Anne Atkins

A Noble winning professor, and an elderly clergy man, and a boy scout were in plummeting helicopter with only two parachute between them. The academic seized package said he was the cleverest man in the world and jumped, "My child," the priest said, "I've lived long, I'm going to heaven, you take the other." "Chill, said the boy, the cleverest man in the world just jumped out with my rocksack.

"The end of civilisation as we know it." John Richard, funder of the apostrophy protection society has concede defeat. Grammar is dead. When I was an agony aunt, I received a letter from St. Paul's girlshool, you know the word apostrophe? I asked my editor. I just being told our new address in Diane Feckerage Parsons Green has none. "I was at St. Paul myself." she said. Years later, our youngest daughter's girl school launched its logo with apostrophe. Unlike St. Pauls, perhaps didn't trust their parents to get it right. In a sense such attention to detail couldn't matter less. The abbreviation of text speak, you and U, 4 and 8, does create innonvation, grammar cannot die while humans talk.