ATM

I'm an extremist when it comes to technology, well extremely skeptical though. I don't even like the bank machines. You know those things, ATM, you stand there one o'clock in the morning, trying to keep your mind straight or maintain a tolerable focus of your vision, and the machine starts to ask you fucking questions. It goes, "Beep, beep, beep... Are you happy with your mortgage?" "I don't know! I'm not even sure about this fuck sausage roll!" "Beep, beep, beep... Do you want check your balance?" "No! I don't want to be more depressed, and what are you? My mother?! Where is the fucking button that gives you kebab?!"