Australia

Nowadays, when you heard a Russian voice in Hollywood movie, it most likely to be a villain, he'll has a scar starts from here, [right eye brow] it goes over his face, over all the furnitures in his apartment out to the street. He doesn’t have a left hand, he'll just has a blender or something. And all he says is “Since I come to your country, it’s very easy for me make bomb, from oatmeal packet and dead cat, hahaha~”

Australia is a ridiculous place, located three quarters of a mile from the surface of the sun. People audibly crackling while walking down the street under the heat. That's why Australians do barbecue, cause you don't need to cook somewhere like that. You can just bring the sausage out, fling them on washing line, they'll burst into flame. It's not a place supposed to be inhabited. And when they're not doing BBQ, they fling themselves into the sea, which is inhabited almost exclusively by creatures designed to kill you, sharks, jellyfishes, swimming knives, they're all in there.

Australia is a totally inhabitable place, cause it's only about three quarters a mile from the surface of the sun. I have seen insects walking around with knee pads, people audibly cracking while they walking under the heat, that's why people do barbecue here, cause you don't need to cook, just fling the steak on washing line they'll eventual burst into flames. So bloody hot people have to throw themselves into the sea, where it is full of jelly fish, sharks, swimming knife, almost exclusively things that designed to kill you. But people still come here.

Australia is in forefront of global warming, climate changing situation. And we've got the real weather here, the dramatical weather that you open front door to find everything might have relocated about two and half miles further down the road in the flood.

Australians really, are all came from Irish prisoners. And that because English people sent them here a long long time ago. Cause English are very good at things like founding colonies. It must because of the voice, that English voice.

But Australians are really came from Irish prisons. And that was because English sent them here a long, long time ago. And the English are very good at that, you know, founding colonies and so on. A lot of it just because of the voice, the English voice. You never see Irish people starting a colony and so on. Cause they wouldn't turn up on time. English would say 'We'll go over there. It’s got loads of stuff. Are you coming on boat tomorrow?' The Irish guy will say, 'Well, yeah, OK. I'll just go and meet my brother for a quick drink, and pick up some knitting things... I will be there, surely....' You know they will never fucking show up.

Do you realise though, that Australia was a fucking jail. And it is still a jail, all people here are prisoners. Obviously people here have done wonderful things about the jail, but they don't like talk it, about very sensitive about it. They want forget the past, move on into the future, just like every other country that had a suspicious history. But undeniably, it is a bloody jail for it took fucking time-zones to get to any other civilised place.

Have you ever heard Australians talking about the whole bikie problems, which is as far as I am concern, a kind of problem about language. Now, most people obviously on motorcycles are just enjoy the riding, It's very good place to be, a great country to see from a bike. Cause riders get exciting about other people's bikes, they go, "Oh, look! There's another one of mine." And it goes on for ages in Sydney and Melbourne. And then you get a few people, who happen to have motorcycles, but who are also mainly violent lunatics, who would be violent lunatics if they had a kit, or just a rubber duck, they will still be insane.

The extreme version of the idea about escape or getaway is immigration. One day you think, that’s it I'm fucking tired of this, a new life must be somewhere else far better than here, cause I can't take it anymore. But where would you go. People fling themselves all over the planet and eventually end up here in Australia. I sometimes doubt why would anybody want to come here? What is the fucking point of this country anyway? Never in my life have ever thought about relocation, but now I'm here as Sydney Bogan with a certificate.

This is an incredible period of time in history, especially here, the great city, Sydney. Cause lot of focus is around this place as power hub. It's not just of centre of local area, NSW, Australia, but indeed the whole southern hemisphere, this is the most powerful place of this region. So, you people who live here, are all decision makers. You know that, you pretty much made up your mind about the rest of the World. You know what you should be think about the Asia, Europe, and the America, the North, you think they're all hilarious, why would anybody want live there, they're just places provides cultural experiences for holiday?

Our attention spans are so short now, that it can only be snatched in very violent way. That's why all the advertisements are using these constipated skeleton bitches sneering at you. And the shit they're selling would be called something horrible like “Homicide!" “Dysentery!" "Urban Dysentery" for boys and girls!