cool

I'd like to think of myself a cool guy. I think every man telling themselves they're cool. You have tell yourself this bullshit just to keep going, Like, I found myself spent shit loads of amount of time thinking what would Bruce Lee would have become if he survived and discovered carbohydrates orthopaedic shoes. Yay! That's what I tell myself.

The fact is that your youth vanishes on you. It surprises people all the time. That's why people say it seems like yesterday. It doe seems like yesterday to me, as I was out drinking tequila with my friends. I mean tequila! That's not even a drink, it's just a way to get police around without using a phone. Now, I'm on the phone to the same friend and asking them for recipes, going "How do you make breadcrumbs," but back of my head going, "Jesus! What's happening to me? Please don't let me die at a Bunnings Warehouse. Don't turn me into one of those grumpy codgers begins every single fucking conversation with the words "I'm not a racist but..."