CRITICISING

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  • Get him properly fucking screen-tested.
    Get him properly fucking screen-tested. I'm sorry, mate, but you need a lot of powder. I've never seen anybody look so fucking ugly with just one head. And who was it that did your media training? Myra Hindley? I mean, it was terrible, all this, hands were all over the place. You were looked like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra. It was like watching John Leslie at work.
  • His constituency wall is collapsing and he doesn't give a shit.
    His constituency wall is collapsing and he doesn't give a shit.
  • I just wanted to say to you by the way of introductory remarks
    I just wanted to say to you by the way of introductory remarks that I'm extremely miffed about today's events. and in my quest to try to make you understand the level of my unhappiness - I'm likely to use an awful lot of - what we would call - violent sexual imagery, and I just wanted to check that neither of you would be terribly offended by that.

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  • Get him properly fucking screen-tested.
    Get him properly fucking screen-tested. I'm sorry, mate, but you need a lot of powder. I've never seen anybody look so fucking ugly with just one head. And who was it that did your media training? Myra Hindley? I mean, it was terrible, all this, hands were all over the place. You were looked like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra. It was like watching John Leslie at work.
  • His constituency wall is collapsing and he doesn't give a shit.
    His constituency wall is collapsing and he doesn't give a shit.
  • I just wanted to say to you by the way of introductory remarks
    I just wanted to say to you by the way of introductory remarks that I'm extremely miffed about today's events. and in my quest to try to make you understand the level of my unhappiness - I'm likely to use an awful lot of - what we would call - violent sexual imagery, and I just wanted to check that neither of you would be terribly offended by that.