DeadRingers

~Hello, and welcome to the BBC's Christmas night coverage giving you by the minute analysis of the result. It really is promising to be one of the most decisive Christmas for years.

~Oh, your mad baker is a tasty piece of jolly ass. I'm just attracted to beautiful woman, I just want kiss them, it's like a magnet, when you're a star, you can do whatever you want to them. Oh, I just did what I always do, I grabbed him on the cock.

~You need to say sorry for not voting in the way you're clearly told to. You need to apologise for ignoring me in favour of Jeremy Corbin and his coalition of chaos, which is so chaotic, they didn't even bother to fashion a selection three word sound bites for every occasion...

~Good evening, welcome to the show, the show you watching while you scroll down the screen of TV guide looking for something better.

~I'm on duty... Yes, I know, I can't quite believe it either.

~Is that means you're claiming that he's got the show back on the road.

~They were been made in the past, and who can be certain about anything in the past...

~Standard revolution really, about Dr.who been regenerating from a grey head expensive old man into somehow cheaper and female.