dog

Of couse, there is alternative options for an easier relationship if you sometimes found it too hard, which is with a dog, and most people do.

Story is that I did not want a dog! Cause I remember passing these guys in Parks around where I used live in Scotland. You know, these guys standing there in their Barbra jackets with some huge animal on a lead, taking shit in the weeds... They would look at you with this expression on their face as if to say “Oh... What can you do? Hey?” Well, let me tall you what you can do. You can not look around for excuses for giving up on your dreams, you fucking loser. That’s what you could do!! I used to think that every time, I didn’t say it. But now I don’t even think about it, I just say, “Morning Bob.” while I'm holding my own fucking dog.

Friend of mine just got a new dog, I went to his place and saw this fluffy Italian couch, I went try to sit down this wolly fluffy Italian coach, it shietted on me. And then he came over going, “Oh! You found the dog! You found the dog...”

You will want to get a dog when you reach certain point in your life. I can't even believe I'm talking to you about this, but it is what happens. I remember been a young man walking around my hometown and seeing those old middle-aged guys with a dog, walking the dog, everybody looks so sad. Now it's time for me to walk a dog. Cause you can't help but have a relationship with the dog. The idea is that any animal when you open the front door and it runs up to you and stick its face under your crotch, you're bascially having a intimate relationship with it, and eventually start to care about it.