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EXCUSING

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Sun, Oct 16, 2016
  • No, I haven't seen that. I'm the senior press guy
    No, I haven't seen that. I'm the senior press guy for the government of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. No, I don't look at the newspapers. That's fucking news to me.
  • Right. Thanks for the heads-up, mate, yeah. Listen,
    Right. Thanks for the heads-up, mate, yeah. Listen, I need a police station with a lot of exits and entrances, in case the press show up. Sam. Sam, Sam. Brentford, right, OK. Listen, Sam. Get a hold of Greg Fraser for me. I need some hard lawyering.
  • Yeah, I know, we did take a hit over the focus group thing
    Yeah, I know, we did take a hit over the focus group thing. But it wasn’t a great hit. Oh yes, says who? Oh, the prime minister told you that, ooh get you... Look, I can only cook with what I’ve been given. You know, it’s like ready steady cook. You give me Hugh Abbot, I give you bangers and mash. But if you give me Gerry from the Home Office, well I can then rise it to fucking risotto and scallops. Do you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK, bye.

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  • No, I haven't seen that. I'm the senior press guy
    No, I haven't seen that. I'm the senior press guy for the government of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. No, I don't look at the newspapers. That's fucking news to me.
  • Right. Thanks for the heads-up, mate, yeah. Listen,
    Right. Thanks for the heads-up, mate, yeah. Listen, I need a police station with a lot of exits and entrances, in case the press show up. Sam. Sam, Sam. Brentford, right, OK. Listen, Sam. Get a hold of Greg Fraser for me. I need some hard lawyering.
  • Yeah, I know, we did take a hit over the focus group thing
    Yeah, I know, we did take a hit over the focus group thing. But it wasn’t a great hit. Oh yes, says who? Oh, the prime minister told you that, ooh get you... Look, I can only cook with what I’ve been given. You know, it’s like ready steady cook. You give me Hugh Abbot, I give you bangers and mash. But if you give me Gerry from the Home Office, well I can then rise it to fucking risotto and scallops. Do you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK, bye.