exercise

Some don't buy my excuses, which wasn't that great. Cause I said, I'm too fucking busy to move any of my limbs. But competition has never be my thing. I don't know why the fuck you would go for sky-diving or cage-finding, or what so, I can't be bothered. But, I think in the end, I'll be doing yoga. Cause it's all elderly people, advanced in years, senior citizens, so old that you couldn't even tell what gender they were just by looking, only thing discernible is their tracksuits.

Guys tends to get funny when they approach middle-age, they get into things. You know, a hobby or something. "Yeah, I've always interested in woodworks, I just didn't say anything about it until now. I need to go to be with my big lump of wood..." Or a car, go and buy himself a silly little car, a bright-coloured car that nobody else can fit inside and they pretend they can drive it around with their own penis.