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I've always had this suspicion that women have no feelings.
I've always had this suspicion that women have no feelings. Because it's actually men who are far more romantic and emotional. Man are the people you will heard saying, "Oh, I found somebody. She's amazing. If I don't get to be with this person, I'm fucked. I can't carry on. No, I really mean it. She's totally transformed my life. Look, I have a job, I have a flat, that all means nothing. I can't stand it, I have to be with her. Because if I don't, I'm going to end up in some bedsit, I'll probably become an alcoholic, and end up wearing itchy trousers. I can't... I don't think I will able to walk straight any more." And that... is exactly how women feel about shoes.

I've always had this suspicion that women have no feelings.
I've always had this suspicion that women have no feelings. Because it's actually men who are far more romantic and emotional. Man are the people you will heard saying, "Oh, I found somebody. She's amazing. If I don't get to be with this person, I'm fucked. I can't carry on. No, I really mean it. She's totally transformed my life. Look, I have a job, I have a flat, that all means nothing. I can't stand it, I have to be with her. Because if I don't, I'm going to end up in some bedsit, I'll probably become an alcoholic, and end up wearing itchy trousers. I can't... I don't think I will able to walk straight any more." And that... is exactly how women feel about shoes.