Finnish

You know one of those cool kid, always urge you to keep up with cool shit, telling you what show is cool, which coffee is cool, or where the cool shit is happening, “Have you see the new Scandinavian crime series?” “I haven’t. No.” “Oh! It’s brilliant, they speaking Finnish, it translates to hot. It’s about this three detective fisherman got trapped in a cabin over the winter, they’re all fall in love with each other. One of them went deaf, because it’s so cold. The other one gets fat, that's how cold it is. And the other one is narcoleptic and insomnia spent the whole season just doing this, [hands shaking up and down], lasted for about a year and half, you have to see it in the original, otherwise you lose all the nowaganac, which is Finnish for nuance." I've always try to steer away from these cool bastards.

I cannot understand today's TV shows. There's a recent one that's mainly set in Scandinavia. Do you know those programs? I don't know the name, I haven't check it out like everyone else. Mainly things like bushes, killings, murders, all that. But this one is kind of huge, hugely fashionable, almost hipster things already, where there would be a detective speaking a language that nobody understands, and there a lot of snow, and then people go “Em... I've got diabetes." You know, the more obscure they are, the better.