fruit

I just find it hard to like certain fruit. Look I did try to addict myself to it but fruit doesn't work for me. Just the god is showing off, look at all the colours he invented. Horrible stuff. It's like somebody comes to your house for a dinner, or a weekend or something. If they don't bring a bottle of wine, or box of chocolate, or biscuit, or something, you will bitching about that person when they leave. You say "Felix, the mother fucker, didn't bring anything!" Never heard anybody say "Oh, they didn't bring any fruit! Not even a single melon. We had one in the kitchen for three weeks and I didn't see a single crack."