granny

Nowadays people don’t have proper religion anymore. well, not proper religion in this country anyway. I mean Christianity doesn’t really exist in a big way here, the current generation never really had it to be honest. People in Ireland used to have it, the real religion not the one people have here mainly just some dressing up boxes and some cardigans with holes at elbows, everybody meet up have some ginger-nuts, sing a few hums and then go home have a nice wank. Ireland had the real religion, the thing that makes you feel bad the moment you awake, with God squatting at end of your bed with his fist pressed in between your eyes, going “Wake up, you worthless shit bag!” That’s how it felt in real religion.

You cannot expect to have people relaxed if you gonna treat them as if in cookery programs, with frills like starters and appetites. You gonna give people descent simple fair. Here is my traditional classic recipe, OK. It's very simple, you don't freak people out, you feed them and then you talk.