health

I am a man! either that or a woman who's really let herself go. Look It's not easy be a man, for example, I had to get dressed today, and there’s loads other pressures. Man get very hard-time from female media, like these woman's magazines, they always doing these surveys, in between the ads of alligator bag, purse, Chanel, Louis Vuitton... they put these fucking surveys, "What you want for a man?" And all women inevitably come up with similar kind of thing, like "Oh, I don't know, oh just some kind of physical, psychical, intellectual melding really, where you can get that oceanic feeling after 18 years of children bearing and continual exploration of existing sexual relationship is still possible. That’d be OK."

People here in Australia are very keen on health laws, regulations, pushing that kind of stuff all the time. Most of them are fine, although, I found some are quite confusing, like drinking responsibility, which is, generally speaking a good idea, but how do you do it? What is that supposed to mean in literary sense? You know, you had couple of shots, Jack and Coke, 6 pack, and then you have children with their homework. You go "Oh~ Algebra! they just made that shit up, never comes up in real life. They only use it to stop you thinking about sex. What's the next? Geography! Yeah, Spain, I went, Champaign!!"

Some don't buy my excuses, which wasn't that great. Cause I said, I'm too fucking busy to move any of my limbs. But competition has never be my thing. I don't know why the fuck you would go for sky-diving or cage-finding, or what so, I can't be bothered. But, I think in the end, I'll be doing yoga. Cause it's all elderly people, advanced in years, senior citizens, so old that you couldn't even tell what gender they were just by looking, only thing discernible is their tracksuits.

I've never be appealed by stimulants or drugs and so on. Young people do weeds that's why they speak the way they do. You know, it's a very inarticulate expression. I can’t stand them, they greeting one another with handshake for three quaters of an hour going "Hey, Yo, Man. What up, kick back on the chill, yeah, how's hanging? What's happening?" Whenever I see that I just want to say, "Fuck off!! Use some words, will you?"