hello

Scottish people are just far more hot-blooded cause emotion is included in their culture. It's not like talking to an English person, you don't know if he's recently died a family or just got married. It's all caused by that English smile, especially when they're saying "Hello, hello..." As if there's rockin-oyster under their tongue. "Hello, Good morning, Don't touch me, Stay away. Hi, Hello!" And it's either that or the emotion come out with ultimate violence, they come in play football with you and rip the shit out of the stadium and they eat the chairs.

I’m very slow at the beginning, and I sort of take it easy in the middle, and usually wander it down towards the end. Because there's too much, in front of your face, around this part of the town.

If you're like me, had been on this planet for a while, you may sometimes found yourself cannot stand younger people, healthy people. Healthy, young, attractive people doing whatever they want, bending down and getting up in the same afternoon. It's revolting. Because I remember that, had being live like that considering all old people are terrible dull. But I was wrong. If you look at young people on the street, greeting, doing those handshakes that take 3 quarters of an hour, with their amazingly redundant language going, "Yeah, Yo, Dull, kicking back with the chill, Rad, what up..." You think, "What the fuck are you talking about? Why can't you just say a Hello!?

There’re so many things you can do here in Sydney. You didn't have to come out here to torture yourself at all. It's not like where I used to stay in Scotland, season like this you'd have incessant rain that can last 3 and half weeks. Any given Friday night you'll have 55 guys running around a bar fighting over an empty bag of crisps. And you know, back there, people style their hair with buttermilk, and they're proud of having a golden teeth in between the family. And of course, it all then transformed after 2000 thousand years of that, the city suddenly become a kind of mesh of Barcelona and Tokyo. Everybody wants to going out with someone called Aneka.