Ireland

Nowadays people don’t have proper religion anymore. well, not proper religion in this country anyway. I mean Christianity doesn’t really exist in a big way here, the current generation never really had it to be honest. People in Ireland used to have it, the real religion not the one people have here mainly just some dressing up boxes and some cardigans with holes at elbows, everybody meet up have some ginger-nuts, sing a few hums and then go home have a nice wank. Ireland had the real religion, the thing that makes you feel bad the moment you awake, with God squatting at end of your bed with his fist pressed in between your eyes, going “Wake up, you worthless shit bag!” That’s how it felt in real religion.

People from places like Ireland and Scotland, tend to be much more hot blooded, as if there's drama included in the very fabric of everyday life. It's presented there every moment. People wake up in bed going,

There was a time people were more honest about pleasure when they would creep up and pleasure in a very odd way. There's people out there called fairies, have you heard of them? They dress up as woodenly animals and they meet for tea and biscuits. I don't know if that's about sex, I hope so. I would like to see a giant rabbit fucked by a giant bunny, just as lousy as a real person. But within that relationship, you've gonna to be honest in the mature, you can't say to somebody, "I need you to dress up as a bird. This isn't working for me." They might have spent last three quarters of an hour to suit themselves into that bad costume. You should be respectful.