Jason Statham

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  • Guys tends to get funny when they approach middle-age, they get into things.
    Guys tends to get funny when they approach middle-age, they get into things. You know, a hobby or something. "Yeah, I've always interested in woodworks, I just didn't say anything about it until now. I need to go to be with my big lump of wood..." Or a car, go and buy himself a silly little car, a bright-coloured car that nobody else can fit inside and they pretend they can drive it around with their own penis.
  • When you approach middle aged man, you'll become a kind of soft, comfortable guy with fears.
    When you approach middle aged man, you'll become a kind of soft, comfortable guy with fears. By some definition not even a man anymore, you know, in the ways that medias and films defined for us. So what will happen is that you get yourself addicted to violent movies, like Matt Damon, Jason Stathan and so on, cause you've got find a way to outsource your masculinity.

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  • Guys tends to get funny when they approach middle-age, they get into things.
    Guys tends to get funny when they approach middle-age, they get into things. You know, a hobby or something. "Yeah, I've always interested in woodworks, I just didn't say anything about it until now. I need to go to be with my big lump of wood..." Or a car, go and buy himself a silly little car, a bright-coloured car that nobody else can fit inside and they pretend they can drive it around with their own penis.
  • When you approach middle aged man, you'll become a kind of soft, comfortable guy with fears.
    When you approach middle aged man, you'll become a kind of soft, comfortable guy with fears. By some definition not even a man anymore, you know, in the ways that medias and films defined for us. So what will happen is that you get yourself addicted to violent movies, like Matt Damon, Jason Stathan and so on, cause you've got find a way to outsource your masculinity.