language

Apparently English people like making uninformed, prejudicial, remarks about German people and Germany, totally ignorant, bigoted. Cause they know nothing about it, that's why they feel free to insult it. And because they're English, absolutely bigoted. They say because Germany is a toilet, a truly dreadful place that nobody ever has any reason to go there. Totally dreadful place, that's just the way it is.

Don't they always say that Irish people have the reputation of being charming. Of course, they do, believe it or not. But do you know all that is about? It’s because they never give you the truth. If you say to an Irish 'Where is the chair I asked you to make me?' They'll go “Emm... My brother, he had a fine singing voice, but he fell down a hole once. Have you met my sister? Here, have a sausage." They just simply don't answer your question.

Have you ever heard Australians talking about the whole bikie problems, which is as far as I am concern, a kind of problem about language. Now, most people obviously on motorcycles are just enjoy the riding, It's very good place to be, a great country to see from a bike. Cause riders get exciting about other people's bikes, they go, "Oh, look! There's another one of mine." And it goes on for ages in Sydney and Melbourne. And then you get a few people, who happen to have motorcycles, but who are also mainly violent lunatics, who would be violent lunatics if they had a kit, or just a rubber duck, they will still be insane.

I missing those civilised expressions of assault that was trendy, like the phrases that were just died out such "How dare you?” Straight from the theatre. Back then people love talking like that as if they're 12 feet tall. "How dare you!?" got home from work looking for the other person going "Where are you? I know you here somewhere. There you are. How dare you!!" What the fuck do you mean how dare I, have you got a wig in your pocket or something? Shut up

Language is kind of world wide Americanised. It's really easy to notice that now.  For example, 50 years, 20 years ago, no, even just 10 years ago, people would say something like, "Well, you know I was quite nervous about seeing him actually. But, in the end, he very quickly assured me, and we had a lovely evening..." Nowadays, the conversation has became something like, "I was like "Oh~~", he was like "Eo~~", that's it, there's nothing else. Something is lost there!

Normally before any child can happen, the couple will get chance to celebrate their togetherness in their new life... well, if they choose to spend it together. And one of the big way is... torturing each other with the English language. Because it's cheap and available, or any other language they speak. The fact is though, people will kill you over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you, with those little, harmless, sounding phrases that people use every day, like “Be realistic!" or "Can't you just for half a second be realistic!?" Essentially, what that actually mean is "See the reality my way! or DIE!", which is why you see lots of couple end up in a warehouse choosing a toilet for the fucking entire weekend.

People say Germany have no sense of humour. Now, that is not true. I went to Berlin at festival people are great. During the day, I was looking for something to eat, at that time, I don't eat pig. Look I'm not eating pigs not for any religious reason, no, I just don't like any food that's got only three letters. Pig, dog, cat, cow, fox, or you name it. I don't eat any of them. But as you know in German, the whole economy was based on pig, it powers up the whole country. People grind pork into afternoon tea, or walking around with sausages hanging behind just in case get caught out in a situation for something.

The Slavic languages is quite different to Romans language, very mysterious. I was Moscow a while back, I thought I know couple of Russian words, cause I find myself saying “Moshna chai?” "Can I get cup of tea?". And the guy come up to me goes, "@#$%^&*……!@#$%^&*…… “ And then they give me a shoe.

English can understand a little bit of most Romans languages. You know, French, Spanish, or Germany. But the Slavic languages, your language is very mysterious, quite enigmatic in a way. I was in Russia recently. I thought I have couple of words in Russian expression, cause I found myself saying “Moshna chai?” you know, from what I've been told it means "Can I have cup of tea?". And then people come up to me and they go, "@#$%" And then they give you a shoe.

If you're like me, had been on this planet for a while, you may sometimes found yourself cannot stand younger people, healthy people. Healthy, young, attractive people doing whatever they want, bending down and getting up in the same afternoon. It's revolting. Because I remember that, had being live like that considering all old people are terrible dull. But I was wrong. If you look at young people on the street, greeting, doing those handshakes that take 3 quarters of an hour, with their amazingly redundant language going, "Yeah, Yo, Dull, kicking back with the chill, Rad, what up..." You think, "What the fuck are you talking about? Why can't you just say a Hello!?

Language can sometime be amazingly confuse. In military regiments, they have their own mottos, the most famous one I known is from the SAS, "Death before dishonour!" Death before dishonour? I've always wandered “Hey, exactly, how much dishonour are we talking about here hey? Cause I think can handle quite a lot. Yes, I would, for instance, deep fry a Smurf before I pick death. I could cook myself a little Smurf omelette and be perfectly happy with it, adding seasoning like thyme, cumins, etc. I wouldn't mind it at all.

Of course it's difficult for people to relate to one another. I mean you have to find somebody first of all. And I'm worried about younger generations, not just because they losing skills all the time, cause that's OK, you don't have to worry, you don't have to write, speak, or spell anything properly anymore, you can just strangle your mobile phone or lick your iPad, it'll do everything for you. But what I concerned is that there’re certain key skills you need, that had been lost like dancing.

The things about desire for love and be loved sometimes been regarded as trivial stuff in today's busy life. But that is the singular thing you're constantly been drawn towards to and constantly trying to get away from, the trap to escape from. That's possibly the fundamental reason why pornography is such a huge industry. Because for a lot of men, sex is just too important to involve another person.

When people gets older, they start telling themselves bullshit just to keep going! Cause you're constantly being reminded how redundant you are! How the fuck am I suppose to feel about that eggplants message when I can't even understand what it means.