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Because you see, most modern technology doesn't work. It's supposed to free you, but it's a terrible trap, of course. All those smartphones, everybody has one now, I have one, they’re fucking awful, completely ruined appropriate human communication. You know people ring you up and say "Hi, it's me. I'm in the bath!" and you think, "Well, why the fuck you calling me from a bath tub, I've just running milk in the house, and you are still an asshole, I'd hope you drown." but you say "Hello! haven't heard you for while"

I mean there's absolutely no where, no where to place your faith really!

When you reach certain age, you'll somehow agree that certainly you deserve respect from younger people. But they don't even aware you're there, let along decide whether they should respect you or not, cause they are too fucking busy with machines, gadgets, internet, and so on.

Young people out there don't know how to be alone anymore. Cause when they're alone, they mess around a computer. The other day, I said to my nephew, “What you doing Saturday night?" he went "Oh, I'm downloading a picture of a squid." "Why?!" "Well, I didn't have one before.” And when young people talking to you, they mess around a phone. "What is this?" "Oh, it's just an app." "OK, what does it do?" "It measures the distance between me and sadness." "What is wrong with you?" "Here's different one, I'm doing different one now." "What does that one do then?" "Oh, it can tell me the tipping point of your patience."