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A friend of mine happen to live with somebody who’s very stimulating, who often ask very deep philosophical questions that are very hard to answer. Like his partner will walk into the kitchen see him and go

The gender argument do seems to be quite unfair in woman's favour. Because I think men and women's arguments are made in different places. All male arguments are very early 70s, Soviet-made, uni-directional trundling behemoths, that say the same thing again and again and again: "I told you I would be late on Tuesday, I told you I would be late, I said it, I heard my own voice, I did say it... I told yoouuuu~" Whereas woman's argument seem to be these amazing, slinky, stealth bombers designed by Jaguar, with lovely cream leather interior and infinite torque! That's why they can respond man by saying "Yes, maybe, alright, but why is the fridge door's open?" and man just going "I don't understand, I don't understand the world any more..."

The images of people is in movies nowadays is so categorised.

I think man can get very envious of woman, specially the sensitivity that woman have. You know, if a woman, girlfriend, wife, or female friend of yours says, "I'm just gonna go and see so on and so in the café, I'll be back in a bit." And when they come back and you say, "Well, so how was so and so?" She goes, "Oh. She's not so good, not so good, early sign of diabetes, and she's having an affair, which is you know, complex, and there's a very very good chance she's gonna loose her job as well." And you go, "Wow, that's incredible, you found all that out in 15 minutes, she told you all this?" "Oh, no no, She didn't say anything, but she didn't finish her tea."

Most men have a lot of trouble with their emotions. Loads of that just come from genetic hostility in them. Men are allowed to be aggressive sometimes like, I felt really pissed off today, I got mad at somebody. Because I was on the train coming down here and the service wasn't very good. You see, nobody likes to complaint in this country, because they think everybody else would point at him go "Oh, you’re the devil!” and put him in a bag and kill him. But I don't care about all that shit. So I went straight up to that Railway guy, short-shelved shirt, safety vest, moustache, eyes are very close together, piercings, tattoos, all that stuff. I went

Most of the time, man gets very upset if they feel they didn't perform well, cause men are very sexually competitive and everything. You know, they always tend to ask very stupid questions after making love, they say, "Did you, did you? You know, did you arrive?" And women know that men are vulnerable at this time, that's why they say "What... What are you referring there?" And man don't like to be hurt, so they go back to themselves, they go "Oh, I don't know... It wasn't me talking. Who are you?" And then woman suddenly understands, they go "Oh, the sex, you mean, just now? OK, yeah, that was... you know, it's quite nice." Quite nice. Nobody actually know what that means. But all man were quite nicely accepting it at that moment, then afterwards, they get very upset, "Quite nice? Quite, quite nice. Hahah... You said our bathroom tap is quite nice. Am I a fucking tap. I've just got into a potentially fatal position. Oh, my whole body was in an anti-gravity position? I've lost 18 pounds in perspiration, and now my penis has shrink to the size of a button mushroom, it's hanging by a thread! Now just answer me one fucking word, did you or didn't you achieve one of those... woman things?" And woman would go "Wo~ lalala~ lalala~ sorry, are you talk to me? Oh, I'm not really sure sometimes, I don't really know. lalala~~" "What! Are we doing it again?! Where are those sandwiches. Don't touch me, I am trying to redirect the blood."

New generation have to work very hard in school to try to get a job now. The other day, my nephew come up to me with their mathematic homeworks going "I don't understand this, Uncle Felix, X equals Y minus C, how can it be negative value of C as an integer?” And I was totally honest with them, I said, “Look, here is five dollars, right, you almost instinctively know how many chocolate you can get with that? Now, here's a 20 dollar note, an unimaginable amount of M&M, imagine how many teeth you can explode with that."

Of course women have extraordinary memories, that is what equips them to ask questions that cannot be answered by men, not by mortal men. My partner says to me, "Why! Why did you leave the towel on the bathroom floor? The wet towel" There is no answer. Unless I can come up with something like, "Well, me and guys in the basement, we’ve planed for weeks how to fuck you up. And we thought this seems the only way to go."

The question that everybody asks now and the question that everybody has always asked about each other, and you can still hear all the time, is "What do women want?" Well, as always it has been really mysterious, as it always sounds like such a big deal. I'm here to tell you that woman want is what anybody wants. You know, friendship, companionship, respect, and certain amount of leadership with submission, the kind of cooperation at all times, and pre-emptive empathy, plus some general telepathy, yah? That's not a big deal, is it?