relationship

Of couse, there is alternative options for an easier relationship if you sometimes found it too hard, which is with a dog, and most people do.

When relationship gets across certain point, you just don’t know what to give each other for anniversaries any more. Cause you’ve been together for so long. It’s not like when you just meet, you go, “There you go, some cotton socks, or whatever it is. It'd be fine. cause back then you're young, stupid, and romantic enough put up with anything. And if you're bit imaginative, you can just roll on top one another, open your mouth, rubies fall out. Things like that can last a while. But once you got to ambiguous middle-age, nobody even know what they're supposed to celebrate for. 10 years, 15 years, 20 years along line, people go "There you go, this is the remote control covered in Nutella, I thought you’d enjoy that."

When you young, you don’t know anything, all you know is romance, that’s the easy stuff.

I've always had this suspicion that women have no feelings. Because it's actually men who are far more romantic and emotional. Man are the people you will heard saying, "Oh, I found somebody. She's amazing. If I don't get to be with this person, I'm fucked. I can't carry on. No, I really mean it. She's totally transformed my life. Look, I have a job, I have a flat, that all means nothing. I can't stand it, I have to be with her. Because if I don't, I'm going to end up in some bedsit, I'll probably become an alcoholic, and end up wearing itchy trousers. I can't... I don't think I will able to walk straight any more." And that... is exactly how women feel about shoes.

In the context of the world, watching all that's happening around you, I don't think you can penetrate much of it, cause you can only really care about very few things. In the end, what's really gonna matter to you is who you're with and what's happening between you. Basically, you'll only care about whatever that's going on in your own kitchen. If couple has got friend who's single and childless, they often and be amazed to find how much gap they have. Because single men are naive in the eyes of couples of if they don't have children. Look, if you're women, you don't need children to be empathetic, but if you're man, you do.

People of different generations talk about relationships in completely opposite way. And what the fuck is relationship by the way. Nowadays people go, "Oh. You know, there's a problem in my relationship. We have a thing. This thing seems just keep going on in our relationship." Sounds like a mystical 3rd party creature that people brings around with them. They blame at the relationship but never themselves.

This friend of mine whose disappointed by woman's reaction when he gave her girlfriend a present. I asked, "So, what was her reaction then?" He said "Well, you know. She said, 'Oh, I love this. This is really great. Thank you very much." But he wanted more. I mean in a matured relationship, that's already a fantastic reaction.

You will want to get a dog when you reach certain point in your life. I can't even believe I'm talking to you about this, but it is what happens. I remember been a young man walking around my hometown and seeing those old middle-aged guys with a dog, walking the dog, everybody looks so sad. Now it's time for me to walk a dog. Cause you can't help but have a relationship with the dog. The idea is that any animal when you open the front door and it runs up to you and stick its face under your crotch, you're bascially having a intimate relationship with it, and eventually start to care about it.