sex

The gender argument do seems to be quite unfair in woman's favour. Because I think men and women's arguments are made in different places. All male arguments are very early 70s, Soviet-made, uni-directional trundling behemoths, that say the same thing again and again and again: "I told you I would be late on Tuesday, I told you I would be late, I said it, I heard my own voice, I did say it... I told yoouuuu~" Whereas woman's argument seem to be these amazing, slinky, stealth bombers designed by Jaguar, with lovely cream leather interior and infinite torque! That's why they can respond man by saying "Yes, maybe, alright, but why is the fridge door's open?" and man just going "I don't understand, I don't understand the world any more..."

There was this huge sensation couple years ago, about this book, 50 Shades of Grey, still relevant even now. And people making noises think it's so disgusting, the idea that anybody would read it, I’m sure nobody here has, as if all those millions of copies sold were obviously brought by squirrels.

All these systems that failed, the Westminster, the Expenses, the Catholic churches that dishonoured, the banks that collapsed... Well, banks didn't really collapse, cause the government came out and says, "Oh, we deal with all that." And then they went up to banks, they said "Oh~~ you guys! You're just like you were in college, yeah. Close the hospital." And now the media is falling apart after fake news and Internet.

Most of the time, man gets very upset if they feel they didn't perform well, cause men are very sexually competitive and everything. You know, they always tend to ask very stupid questions after making love, they say, "Did you, did you? You know, did you arrive?" And women know that men are vulnerable at this time, that's why they say "What... What are you referring there?" And man don't like to be hurt, so they go back to themselves, they go "Oh, I don't know... It wasn't me talking. Who are you?" And then woman suddenly understands, they go "Oh, the sex, you mean, just now? OK, yeah, that was... you know, it's quite nice." Quite nice. Nobody actually know what that means. But all man were quite nicely accepting it at that moment, then afterwards, they get very upset, "Quite nice? Quite, quite nice. Hahah... You said our bathroom tap is quite nice. Am I a fucking tap. I've just got into a potentially fatal position. Oh, my whole body was in an anti-gravity position? I've lost 18 pounds in perspiration, and now my penis has shrink to the size of a button mushroom, it's hanging by a thread! Now just answer me one fucking word, did you or didn't you achieve one of those... woman things?" And woman would go "Wo~ lalala~ lalala~ sorry, are you talk to me? Oh, I'm not really sure sometimes, I don't really know. lalala~~" "What! Are we doing it again?! Where are those sandwiches. Don't touch me, I am trying to redirect the blood."

The things about desire for love and be loved sometimes been regarded as trivial stuff in today's busy life. But that is the singular thing you're constantly been drawn towards to and constantly trying to get away from, the trap to escape from. That's possibly the fundamental reason why pornography is such a huge industry. Because for a lot of men, sex is just too important to involve another person.

The things is though, when you get to a certain point in your life, you get old. And people don't age well in this country. You look at those sturdy oceanic people never really feeble, they become tourists going around. You know these people who bicycling around in their red and yellow cagoule, pointing at cathedrals, with their springy white hair, their rim-less, lenses-less, glass-less spectacles, having a wonderful time, living on yogurt, and then go home having sex, even though they're about 83, or 100 years old.