sleep

Children sleeping in your bed is part of having children. It's very important for a child's development to sleep in a grown-up's bed. Because their bones are growing in particular directions. But I think, what really happened is that children are actually very sophisticated, they sleep in your bed for a reason, right. After the child born, he takes a look around and thinks "Well, this isn't quite what I'd hoped for. These people are idiots! I wouldn't have painted the house like this, I don't. But I'm gonna make the best out of it. So how do I do it? I'm gonna maximise my resources, the key thing to achieve this is to stop these people have any more children."

It's just so fucking difficult to have a proper sleep nowadays, it's true. Look, if you are like me, a matured person with reality, you cannot fall asleep. Maybe, if you're 20 or 25, but then you're not a real human being yet, lives in your own TV show, falling asleep cause you're fucking exhausted from sex.

That's only if you sleep. Who can sleep? Who sleeps? Really. If you're a proper grownup in the 21st century and you're an adults human being, how can you relax at all! Your mind keeps churning. You think "What if this thing happens?!" "Em...hen.." "What if that thing happens?" "What if they happen together?!" "What if I lose my job?! I hate my fucking job but what if I lose it?!" Your mind is like a hive of worms. And worms don't live in a hives, so, it's already felt unnatural.

When you get mature, what's odd is that things get taken away from you are normally things you don't expect. People talk about it all day, show you faded photos of grandmother standing in front old house, smiling fondly, with children and dogs, and weed field and so on. They probably fucked up their mind, had no clue where they’re, that's why they look so surreal.