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Mon, May 9, 2016

I remember once I was in Glasgow at this bottle shop buying some peanuts.
I remember once I was in Glasgow at this bottle shop buying some peanuts, just try to blend in with local Scottish woman and children. And there was this young man in front of me very friendly with a whole case of Vodka bounced on his stomach. And he turned around to me and he said “Ahginu#$@hagiahenh#$%". I didn't quite understand what was the offer, but that doesn't stop you joining in the conversation. You just put up your very best middle-class smile, you know, you go “Ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~". He could be asking me anything! I don't know!! It felt kind of abusive smile already. Cause smile is important should be useful, especially when you're really mean something. I think what I really meant was more of "Ha~Ha~Ha~ Please don't kill me, I', just offering trained smile".
It’s nonsense anyway, It's a beautiful accent in Scotland.
lots of Scottish people here in this country. You know the voice, you've heard the sound, very easy to understand. Before I moved to Australia, the last place I was in is Glasgow. I was at an off-license buying some cigarettes, you know, just the appropriate way to blend in with the local women and children. And there was a young man in front of me very friendly with a whole case of scotch bounced on his stomach. And he turned around to me and he went “Ahginu#$@hagiahenh#$%". Well, I didn't quite know what was the offer. But that doesn’t stop you joining in the conversation, yeah? You just take out your very best mid-class smile, you go “Ha~ha~ha~ha~ha".

Sat, May 7, 2016

The things is though, that Irish people are just far more emotional.
The things is though, Irish people are just far more emotional. They've included emotion in their culture. If you talk to an English person, you wouldn't know if he recently died a family or just got married. It's because of that English smile they carrying around all the time. "Hello, hello..." looks like there's Rockin-Oyster under their tongue, going, "Hello, Good morning, Don't touch me, Stay away. Don't get fucking too close, leave me alone. And Hi, Hello!" And it's either that or when they do become emotional, the emotion come out violently. They come in play football with you and they rip the shit out of stadium and they literally eat the fucking chairs.

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I remember once I was in Glasgow at this bottle shop buying some peanuts.
I remember once I was in Glasgow at this bottle shop buying some peanuts, just try to blend in with local Scottish woman and children. And there was this young man in front of me very friendly with a whole case of Vodka bounced on his stomach. And he turned around to me and he said “Ahginu#$@hagiahenh#$%". I didn't quite understand what was the offer, but that doesn't stop you joining in the conversation. You just put up your very best middle-class smile, you know, you go “Ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~". He could be asking me anything! I don't know!! It felt kind of abusive smile already. Cause smile is important should be useful, especially when you're really mean something. I think what I really meant was more of "Ha~Ha~Ha~ Please don't kill me, I', just offering trained smile".
It’s nonsense anyway, It's a beautiful accent in Scotland.
lots of Scottish people here in this country. You know the voice, you've heard the sound, very easy to understand. Before I moved to Australia, the last place I was in is Glasgow. I was at an off-license buying some cigarettes, you know, just the appropriate way to blend in with the local women and children. And there was a young man in front of me very friendly with a whole case of scotch bounced on his stomach. And he turned around to me and he went “Ahginu#$@hagiahenh#$%". Well, I didn't quite know what was the offer. But that doesn’t stop you joining in the conversation, yeah? You just take out your very best mid-class smile, you go “Ha~ha~ha~ha~ha".
The things is though, that Irish people are just far more emotional.
The things is though, Irish people are just far more emotional. They've included emotion in their culture. If you talk to an English person, you wouldn't know if he recently died a family or just got married. It's because of that English smile they carrying around all the time. "Hello, hello..." looks like there's Rockin-Oyster under their tongue, going, "Hello, Good morning, Don't touch me, Stay away. Don't get fucking too close, leave me alone. And Hi, Hello!" And it's either that or when they do become emotional, the emotion come out violently. They come in play football with you and they rip the shit out of stadium and they literally eat the fucking chairs.