together

1 page

Recently edited

Mon, May 9, 2016

Normally before any child can happen,
Normally before any child can happen, the couple will get chance to celebrate their togetherness in their new life... well, if they choose to spend it together. And one of the big way is... torturing each other with the English language. Because it's cheap and available, or any other language they speak. The fact is though, people will kill you over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you, with those little, harmless, sounding phrases that people use every day, like “Be realistic!" or "Can't you just for half a second be realistic!?" Essentially, what that actually mean is "See the reality my way! or DIE!", which is why you see lots of couple end up in a warehouse choosing a toilet for the fucking entire weekend.

Normally before any child can happen,
Normally before any child can happen, the couple will get chance to celebrate their togetherness in their new life... well, if they choose to spend it together. And one of the big way is... torturing each other with the English language. Because it's cheap and available, or any other language they speak. The fact is though, people will kill you over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you, with those little, harmless, sounding phrases that people use every day, like “Be realistic!" or "Can't you just for half a second be realistic!?" Essentially, what that actually mean is "See the reality my way! or DIE!", which is why you see lots of couple end up in a warehouse choosing a toilet for the fucking entire weekend.